Pillows are important.
I will have a rough day if my pillow isn’t positioned correctly beneath my cranium during my nightly vigils. My neck and shoulders will ache, and I’ll have a unique perception that the world is crumbling around me.
Chiropractors have saved my life. Well, my body. I don’t know where I’d be if it weren’t for the skills that they provide.
I don’t believe one size fits all. Life doesn’t come with a built-in elastic band. Everybody’s situation is different. But as far as I’m concerned, chiropractic services have provided me with skeletal preservation.
The chiropractor we had in Oklahoma sold U-shaped pillows. A person’s head was supposed to be cradled in the U. They were expensive. I guess it’s hard to carve foam into a U-shape. It must take a skilled specialist.
The purpose of this U-shape is to support the neck and spine and keep it level.
I like firm pillows. There isn’t anything worse than a flimsy flat pillow. They need to have some structure to them.
I don’t like to be political. I am, but I don’t want to post my point of view on social media.
Mainly because I don’t care about yours. I couldn’t care any less than I do about them. Nor did I care about your view on the various ridiculous religious topics.
So why would you care about mine, right? Yeah. Besides, I want people to read these posts and enjoy them. I’m not here to persuade people. (If you know of the My Pillow guy, you’ll know what I mean.)
But all of that aside, I like the My Pillow. It’s a good, good pillow. That’s what it is — that’s what it is. And I love it so much. (Read the last three sentences to the tune of Good, Good Father.)
I don’t care if whats-his-name invented something new. I don’t care what he claims or doesn’t claim, or about his extreme political viewpoints. I don’t care who he endorses or doesn’t endorse. All I know is he makes a good, good pillow.
But as I said, life’s situations don’t have elastic bands — it’s not a one-size-fits-all. This pillow may not work for you. You may need a flimsy, disgustingly flat head cushion. You may even sleep without one. Or you may need a boulder for your brain encasement.
But no matter what you need, My Pillow has it. It’s the best I’ve ever had.
And no, I’m not getting paid for my recommendation. I merely like helping people feel better, which brings me to my next topic.
Have you tried the latest multi-level marketing hack? NO?
Well, have I got a deal for you!
Just kidding.
to anyone who has a head (hopefully everyone reading this),
– Caleb
caneymountainblog.com 