The First of April

Today is my last day to post any stories on Facebook. It’s been a good three months. Additionally, I’ll be deleting my FaceBook account and website entirely. I’ve discovered the purpose of my short yet very tall life on Earth.

This week has been difficult. I’ve been tick and tired, tired and tick.

I had a tick attack last Saturday, and it almost finished me. I don’t know how I made it through. But having gone through it, I now understand the meaning of life and will dedicate the remainder of my days on Earth to fighting for a cure for tick attacks.

If you have ever been attacked by vicious ticks, chiggers, or aardvarks, please send me a message detailing your past predicaments, and I will ensure you will be first on our list of people to contact once we find the cure. You can send that message to: alpriolofs@gbale.conn.

Thank you for your continued support.

to the tick and tired victims,
– Caleb

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