The Laptop Comparison

Let’s talk about Apples versus Windows.

I’m using another laptop we have, called Windows. The two are incomparable.

What is Windows good for? Not much.

Can I type on it? Barely.

It’s like typing on a lopsided slab of concrete. How did I come up with that description? I would dislike typing on a lopsided slab of concrete. This is similar.

When that which shall remain unnamed happened (the plague), I started working from home. They preferred that we use Windows computers, so I had to buy one from the local Billionaire-owned Bentonville-based box store.

I realize the fact that I prefer one computer brand to the other is a first-world problem, but it is a problem.

The fact that Apple can sync everything together single-handedly beats everything Windows has to offer. I used to be able to write on Pages, save it, and it would sync to my iPhone. I would copy and paste it into Facebook. Using the app on my phone was better than the Facebook webpage in a browser.

I’m writing this on NotePad, and I have no idea how I’ll get it onto my iPhone to share. I could email it. Or I could use this computer as a skipping stone on the nearest pond and start writing everything on my iPhone. I’ll figure it out.

Oh, the travesty.

Every time I reach my pinky over to utilize the backspace, I hit the numbers lock. It happened twice while typing the previous sentence.

Have mercy.

Let’s all have a moment of silence for the Apple laptop in the other room. I think I’ll build a rectangular pine box and bury it in the backyard. But I’m going to leave it plugged in for a few more days and pray for a miracle.

Until then, my heart will go on singing. Until then, with joy, I’ll carry on.

to the better brand,
– Caleb

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