In the beginning, God created Heaven and Earth.
On day three, God created plants and herbs. Some of those plants had the potential of becoming bread through a simple process that man would soon discover. Oh, the potential of wheat.
Since the plant family also includes fruits and vegetables, day three also included the creation of tomatoes. And lettuce. God said they were good.
On day six, God created animals. Most specifically, pigs, otherwise known as pork. To narrow it down even further, bacon. God created bacon. And He called it good as well.
On the seventh day, God rested. Creating all that we can see and even that which has yet to be discovered was quite an undertaking.
And rumor has it that right before God sat down in His recliner, He prepared Himself a bacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwich. And a tall glass of tea.
Below you will find a recreation of the original. Although, the lettuce was left off to reveal the splendor and majesty of the fresh garden tomato and seared bacon strategically placed upon the Blue Plate Mayonnaise spread across wheat bread.
to those who know,
– Caleb
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