Solomon was the wealthiest man in history. According to historical sources, and the Bible, he had forty-thousand horses. The average cost for a horse today is $3,000. Average. I heard someone bought a horse for $100 one time, and it was a lemon. Shall we do the math? In horses alone, his worth was oneContinue reading “The Rich”
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The Lone Patron
I was at a Mexican restaurant recently. I didn’t see a single Mexican there. I think they were all in the kitchen, cooking. My family was out of town, and I was alone. I can’t remember the last time I ate alone. The last time I ate alone was before I got married. So (I’mContinue reading “The Lone Patron”
The Ah-see
Remember how I mentioned that I have been drinking coffee since I was two years old? Well, Son #2 has me beat. He’s heard us talking about coffee, and sometimes he will get his cup of apple juice and pretend he’s drinking it with us. He calls it ah-see. He’ll say, “Momma, Dada, I ah-see!”Continue reading “The Ah-see”
The Car Washer
Recently, Son #1 wanted some money. For what? I don’t have a clue. He doesn’t go out much. All I know is he woke up from a nap and said, “Daddy, I need some money.” Not thinking much of it, I said, “Okay, you can wash the car.” “And I’ll get some money?” he asked.Continue reading “The Car Washer”
The Height
To anyone who may not know, I’m tall. I’m not 7’6”, but I’m less than a foot away from that. Eight inches, to be exact. I wish I had a dollar for every time someone asked me how tall I was. I would be a millionaire. The most popular questions/statements and the responses to themContinue reading “The Height”
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