The Walnut Harvest

Recently, Son #1, Son #2, and I picked up black walnuts. We filled up a five-gallon bucket in no time at all. Then we got a plastic kids’ pool and filled it up a quarter of the way. And there were still black walnuts all over the ground and falling from the tree. We hadContinue reading “The Walnut Harvest”

The Grammatically Incorrect

Some people believe that a writer knows how to use grammar. This assumption is incorrect. I don’t know how to structure a sentence. I write what feels right to me. I wasn’t particularly interested in English as a school subject until we started reading poetry. I wrote my first poem at sixteen. It was aContinue reading “The Grammatically Incorrect”

The Guest Writer

Well, we almost had a guest writer tonight. On Monday, while I was sleeping my life away after being hit by an eighteen-wheeler, Charity took my phone and wrote a post in my note app because she didn’t know if I would be able to write anything that evening. I woke up in time andContinue reading “The Guest Writer”

The Last Minute

“Caleb, have you written tonight’s post?” My wife asked. I rolled over, half asleep, “Nuh-uh.” I’ve been in bed since six o‘clock pm. I feel like I was hit by a Mack truck. After work today, I ate supper and excused myself to the horizontal sleeping apparatus most people just call a bed. I feelContinue reading “The Last Minute”

The Long-Winded

This post will be a short one. Did you ever hear a preacher say he was almost finished? And this was after he had already preached for an hour? Twenty minutes later, you get a hankering to stage a protest. He just keeps going. You know you’re momma is cooking pot roast, and you hateContinue reading “The Long-Winded”