The Flaming Hot Vegetable

Someone has bred a new pepper verified by the Guinness World Records as the hottest pepper in the world. It’s called Pepper X. I watched a taste test video on YouTube where four men tried it. The guy who created it and another man ate a whole pepper. The common jalapeño ranks as one ofContinue reading “The Flaming Hot Vegetable”

The Unconventional Bath

Recently, Charity gave Son #3 a bath. Thankfully, this happens quite often, but this particular time was significant. The majority of the time, Charity utilizes the bathtub for cleaning the children, but that night, she decided to use the sink. Son #3 just turned five months, so he is still small enough to A) fitContinue reading “The Unconventional Bath”

The Ignorant and Indifferent

One thing: I’m exhausted from being ridiculed by other drivers who are unaware of stop sign placement. Let me speak slowly: Those who drive down the road between the Community First Bank and the Murphy gas station to our local Walmart do not have to stop at the intersection by the Shoe Sensation. There isn’tContinue reading “The Ignorant and Indifferent”

The Momma

I’ve known her my entire life. She’s known me for over half of hers. We were inseparable for about nine months of both of our lives. We were together constantly, and I made her life a living nightmare. I was constantly poking her in the ribs with my feet. I guess you could say I’veContinue reading “The Momma”

Making the Bed

I wouldn’t consider myself a failure, but I do fail. I think the key is always to get back up and keep moving forward. Take the other day, for example. My wife had washed the bed sheets, and they were in the dryer. I wanted to do something to help her out because of allContinue reading “Making the Bed”